While I can't complain about ANYTHING that had Dracula, A Ghost, or Frankenstein as their mascot, I CAN feel uneasy knowing that the mascot for my cereal was once alive and well, but now is undead.

Seriously, Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry... what did they look like when they were alive? I don't like to think about this too much.

Just be glad we didn't see them originally. Imagine if fruity pebbles came out with Zombie Fred. THat would make you uncomfortable, wouldn't it??
posted by RJ at 10:23 PM

New holiday announcement:

SonicBloomRJ: ANNOUNCEMENT
Fade2Black21584: ...
SonicBloomRJ: Tommorow is national Pria Davis-Spratley day.
Fade2Black21584: LOL
Fade2Black21584: why
SonicBloomRJ: Everyone must dress like Pria Davis-Spratley
SonicBloomRJ: And kiss Matt Kurupka
SonicBloomRJ: I went to CVS and they already had cards for the occasion
SonicBloomRJ: You in?
Fade2Black21584: hell yeah
Fade2Black21584: did you find a matt k look alike
SonicBloomRJ: It has to be the actual matt
Fade2Black21584: ok
Fade2Black21584: did you invit here here
Fade2Black21584: him
SonicBloomRJ: No. But he knows about the holiday I'm sure -- he must own a calendar
posted by RJ at 5:52 PM

LESSON IN MATH AND LOGIC:

Distance from Philadelphia to JFK Airport: 111 miles

Cab fares from PHL TAXI in Philadelphia (Philly to JFK: $200

Miles between Philadelphia and Los Angeles: 2715 miles

Cost of a cab from Philadelphia to Los Angeles, according to PHL TAXI rates: $4891

Question raised by these numbers: HOW DID WILL SMITH TAKE A CAB FROM PHILADELPHIA TO BEL AIR!? It was obviously not the most efficient way to travel, nor was it the most reasonable or comfortable. Did they sleep in the cab on the ride? The intro to Fresh Prince is a lie.
posted by RJ at 8:39 PM

At ramapo, they give you instructions in the cafeteria. Here are the instructions, verbatim.


Birch Tree Inn

Tonight we're serving Beef +
Chicken Fajita. huh!! yes,
were where are the Tortillas?!
Just ahead warming up. Get it,
come back and prepare your fajita to your taste, and don't
forget to go forward again, No!!
not for the pizza, but the tortilla
topping which is just ahead
of the tortillas.
posted by RJ at 11:32 PM

MY NEW THOUGHTS ON THE WORLD:


WE SIMPLY CANNOT WIN

Why did I come to this conclusion? Cause when the fuck can we rest!? Seriously, SOAP cleans stuff, but then it leaves SOAP SCUM. I feel like Sisyphus or something. Do we live in a hamster wheel? Why does our shower appear dirty as a direct result of the use of soap, an object universally accepted to CLEAN things. I give up.
posted by RJ at 10:33 PM

I am an advocate of cloning dinosaurs. Not to be bred and studied, but rather, so that we can clone them and kill them in order to hear what their death screams sound like. That way, when we say "it sounds like a dying pterodactyl!", we'll actually have a basis for this statement. That is why we should clone dinosaurs. And babies. But those are for armies, not for death screams.

p.s. I also advocate drunk driving, throat cancer, and the electric car.
posted by RJ at 1:52 AM