I watched andrew wk on tv before i went to sleep. I didn't dream about it, though.
But then, after my first class, I went back to sleep, and my dream had WK.
You guys should all watch Andrew WK before you go to sleep. Cause then you'll dream that he lives in the room next to you and you have all these kickass parties with him, like I did. I was SO DISAPPOINTED when I woke up... it took a second for me to realize it was just a dream.
W.K!!!
posted by RJ at 2:47 PM
okay so i go on this undead tangent yesterday, and then it carries through to today. i have one more subject to bring up.
anyone whose ever considering suicide, before you do it, i want you to remember one thing: we ARE living in a world where someone had the brains to make a show called "GRAVEDALE HIGH", which starred every undead creature imagineable in cartoon form.
good enough to choose life, right? still not sure? get this. THEY WERE IN SCHOOL BEING TAUGHT BY FUCKING
RICK MORANIS! Not Luis Tully, not the crazy inventor... just plain Rick Moranis. In cartoon form. Teaching a classroom full of undead students.
so remember kids. all is not lost. if someone actually thought that shit up, the world cant be that bad.
p.s. - if youre still considering suicide, just ride space mountain. thats all itll take to change your mind.
posted by RJ at 9:54 AM
not a day goes by nor does a second pass when i'm not wondering why Will Smith didnt do a song for the Bagger Vance soundtrack. that shit would have been the jam of the summer.
posted by RJ at 11:01 PM
im gonna get started already
remember the commercial for Uncle ben's rice bowls? they had some mummies chasing some archaeologists because they, having no common sense, didn't realize there was a curse on their treasure (or something). and then right before they caught them, the microwave goes off and the mummys cant eat the dudes because they're too busy eating uncle ben's rice? that was BRILLIANT.
and then the mummy goes "warms my bones!". Holy shit. brilliant, best commercial ever.
Then i got some rice bowls and they sucked, and i was like "what the hell, the mummy was dead for a millenia or so, and he still loved this!!!" but then i realized i didnt get the uncle ben kind! so i have to do that now.
I'll buy anything supported by the undead. mummies, zombies, ESPECIALLY dracula. not vampires in general though... like sunglasses commericals with vampires. those were lame. But dracula is my hero. Like, they should put Dracula on V8 around this time of year for halloween promotion. that'd be brilliant... is it V8... or... perhaps... something else red? i'm sold.
p.s. dracula was not judas.
posted by RJ at 6:27 PM
Ground rules for christmoses.blogger.com.
1. I wont talk about what i did today, unless it's got something happening in it that's amazing, like meeting skeletor and ac slater.
2. i will talk about white castle. a lot.
i think thats it.
posted by RJ at 6:11 PM 