according to the reciept in my pocket, on 10/27/2002 i was in Liberty Corner, NJ, buying lottery and bus tickets. Is there something someone isn't telling me?

gotta go to boston. later
posted by RJ at 9:57 AM

halloween has become nothing but an excuse for the goth kids to dress however the hell they want, and get away with it.

i want to collectively shake every goth/punk kid, and just make them snap the fuck out of it. you're not unique or shocking. you shop at hot topic, you geek. oh, ps, you're probably fat. otherwise you'd have no good excuse to dress in pants that goddamn baggy.

fucking goth kids.

-rj
posted by RJ at 6:37 PM

i have this dream that one day, all the major corporations of the world will hire me and make me their new ideasman, who comes up with all their new ideas. so i start thinking of them now.

-rubber hats. this shit could be huge, if everyone was wearing rubber head covers. without brims. just like winter caps, but made of rubber.

-Pinenut butter. It'll be the peanut butter's margarine. an alternative to peanut flavored peanut butter. it'll taste like pine cones, and be made from pine nuts.

-boat vision. Its a channel that just shows pictures of boats, and on new years, we do the boat top 10. p.s. NO SANTA MARIA, EVER

-dog cell. It s acell phone that rings with that ultra-sound-laser-pitch that only dogs can hear, and so when you get a call, you have like 15 new dog friends.

-red garbage bags. why the fuck should all garbage shop at hot topic, all wearing black and shit. people are gonna start wondering.

okay, bye.
posted by RJ at 3:32 PM

with the realization that people i dont know in real life are seeing this page, comes the realization that i talk about white castle and eating a lot of white castle, and with that comes the realization that people probably think im fat. i have to defend myself.

Im not fat.

I'm just a little drunk. on the left.
posted by RJ at 9:22 PM

sometimes i like to laugh at other people a lot. here is a good example of one such time. i found this essay in the computer lab at school. This is it WORD FROM WORD. I did not modify it at all. all the spelling and grammar mistakes are the authors, not mine. so are the capitalization and punctuation mistakes. i swear. here we go:

Cheng (Jack) Hsu
College English I
Prof. Boyle
Reading Log 1

"Portrait of an Invisible Man" by Paul Auster

The writing of "Portrait of an Invisible Man" is a very negative piece of writing. The story starts out that the author's father died, and he have to clean out all the stuff that his father left at the house for the new ownr. the story said how his parents divorced, and the father stayed at the house until he died because his grandmother shot his husband.

This story lets me think of my own family. There was a time when my mother was saying how she wanted to kill my father or kill herself because all the mental things that my father did to him. Couple times at our family meeting our family had my mother took out the knife trying to keep my father away from beating her. it is really something I won't forget, and the other time when my father tried to kill himself by eating overdose of drugs but my mother found out just in time to rush him to the emergency room to save his life.

This story let me react very scared because I was reading the book two AM in the morning by myself and when the "invisible man" the grandfather wasn't in the picture that got tear off the picture that'sshown in the book, after I een the passage that i read closely i look at the picture and it seems so real that i freaked out. I think this writing of author's father can be very true compare to my family and what I have gone through.


There you have it kids.

posted by RJ at 5:52 PM

I had a really good idea for a commerical.

its for a soda, i dunno which yet, but anyway...

theres this concert going on, and the stadium is packed. theres this band playing (in a perfect world, it'd be ted nugent for this commercial. But the soda company will probably use quarashi or limp bizkit or some other rap-rock band.). all of the sudden, this HUGE BLACK AND CHROME BEEHIVE rises out from behind them, and these robotic wasps start zipping out and breaking things and eating people and stuff. the people in the audience are helpless, untill someone shakes up their soda and sprays it on the robot wasps. THE SODA SHORTS OUT THE ROBOT!!! Everyone in the audience does the same thing and they save the band! And now the band has this kickass beehive set for their show.

It has to be coke or pepsi though, cause only black liquids destroy the wasps.
posted by RJ at 5:09 PM

two men. one crave case.

two men. thirty burgers.

shattering my previous record (11), and that held by Jorge estrada (12) i managed to eat 15 white castles tonite.

after 11 they started to get about as enjoyable as a punch in the head. i spent a half hour on the last four alone. never again.

I can't even THINK about eating white castle for AT LEAST two days now.
posted by RJ at 1:03 AM