(like o cristmas tree but better:)

fire god we worship thee
cause you burn so scorchingly
well bring your power to the zoo
all the animals that die will die for you
posted by RJ at 6:49 PM

dont worry kids. there are now TWO commercials in rotation that end with a helicopter crashing into the camera. god bless america.

also, im really really late on this one, but why the hell is that beck album soooo good. i thought it would be a disappointment like tofu. "oooo its like meat except its good for you and it tastes like whatever you flavor it like" and then you smother it in barbecue sauce and then you taste it and it tastes liek barbecue sauce with some shit in the middle that has the same consistancy as jello. no thanks, ill pass. but not the beck album.

also, fire is the hottest animal on earth.

-rj
posted by RJ at 2:46 PM

hahahhahahahah

does anyone remmebre mambo #5???

that shit was HIL ARIOUS. TWO SYLLAPBLES!

a littel biteof tina in the sun. a little bit of sandras all i need. a little bit of emily in the sun. a little but of you makes me your man~

I MISS YLOU BEGA! I WISH OU WERE AAT LEAST A TWO HIT WONDR~

0byue

-rj
posted by RJ at 11:25 PM

"We're helping all the real thugs, the young thugs. We just want to help all the thugs that need help in any field." -- BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY's KRAYZIE BONE
posted by RJ at 3:16 AM

no really, theres no word better than "tabernacle". just scream that out. hahahhahahahah

p.s. also, another good thing to do, call someone and then real quick go to three way and call someone else. "hello?" "hello?" "what the hell, who is this?" "you called me"

COMEDY.

posted by RJ at 11:02 PM

"Hi, this is Moby for PETA's holiday hotline. Each year the Butterball turkey company sponsors a turkey talk line to answer questions about proper cooking techniques. Please join me in calling Butterball to let them know that there is no proper way to kill and cook these beautiful birds."

oh man, that's soooooooooo 1997, when fiona apple did the same exact thing

posted by RJ at 9:24 PM

holy shit, dracula turns good at the end of castlevania on playstation. he starts quoting from the bible and shit. what t he HELL is this?
posted by RJ at 2:40 PM

my other website.
posted by RJ at 1:02 AM

---interesting things i saw today.

i saw a show about andrew wk at a black college.

i was walking to class, and a chipmunk came out and looked at me. i thought 'this is odd, most chipmunks are already hibernating or whatever' and then he looked at me a little more, but got scared when i moved and ran away.

---bad things i saw today.

"who da man? Yo da man". whoever came up with that slogan for the episode 2 dvd should be put in this large barrell of salt, and theres a fan at the bottom all chopping him up and spraying salt in his eyes at the same time. its that bad.

the medusa heads. i was playing castlevania on my playstation and im thinking 'great, no medusa heads in this game'. two seconds later a medusa head flies out and knocks me off a platform. it was like i was 8 all over again.

-rj.

posted by RJ at 5:51 PM

remember kids, just because you see someone dressed like a construction worker, dont automatically assume he's supposed to be one of the village people, and then start singing ymca to him and laughing at him.

especially if you see him two days after halloween.

-rj.
posted by RJ at 11:43 PM