48 hours ago i was having a huge debate about which is better, ferris bueller or pee-wees big adventure. (the answer, of course, is pee-wee)

now, saturday morning, a star from each of the movies is in jail for child porn charges. what the fuck?

what a shitty super power i have, where i talk about someone and then they get child porn charges.


posted by RJ at 2:45 PM

NO BIRTHDAYS! NO BIRTH DAYS!

Im not talking "very merry unbirthday", bitch. Im talking: BLACK FLAG, BIG X, BIRTHDAY CAKE. NO F'N BIRTHDAYS.

thank you
posted by RJ at 10:18 PM

EQUATIONS TO LIVE LIFE BY

1. F = F= F. (future equals fire equals future) - the future is the fire is the future. accept it, move on.

2. H = D. (hesitation equals death) - when youre driving (or just lving life), its good to rememebr this equation. if you see the slightest chance (i.e. a car is coming down the street when you need to make a left. if you stop and think that 'i wont make it', YOU WONT MAKE IT, cause you just wasted a fucking second thinking about it. just do it), take it. otherwise, DEATH.

3. Nudak x 5 + 3Tutak = 2.55. (nudak times five plus three tutak equals two point five five) - if you ever need to get the number 2.55 in everyday life, just plug in this equation. then you got 2.55. its good for figuring out tips that are exactly 10% of 25.50 dollars.

4. X + AWK = P. (variable plus andrew wilkes-krier equals party) - ANYTHING plus andrew wk equals a party. its as simple as that. like if you were on a farm husking corn and shucking the monkeys, and you were all bored and working on the farm, just add wk and its a party.

5. G + BS = DG. (ghost plus bugspray equals dead ghost) - this is a mathematicasl fallacy or soemthing because we all know bug spray can get rids of ghosts, but we alos know that GHOSTS DONT DIE cause theyre already dead.

bye
posted by RJ at 4:02 PM

help help help help help help

'you take a run, then you slide, hit the bump and take a dive.'

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CROC!!!!!!!!!

crocodile mile

how did the song go.
how did the song go.
how did the song go.
how did the song go.

posted by RJ at 1:12 AM

How to confuse someone, lesson 1::

StonTPilot: i went to a pyschology lecture on what makes a jackson
idontneedthissht: as in a singing dancing jackson?
StonTPilot: we decided that it was an acute talent and a natural flair for paul
StonTPilot: yes
idontneedthissht: for paul?
StonTPilot: yes
idontneedthissht: myself?
StonTPilot: ????
idontneedthissht: im slightyl confused
StonTPilot: what don you get
idontneedthissht: are you saying i have the acute talent and natural flair to ba a jackson?
StonTPilot: no a jackson has a natural flair for paul
idontneedthissht: so a jackson would have a natural flair for me?
StonTPilot: well yes
idontneedthissht: and your class decided this?
StonTPilot: lecture decided this
StonTPilot: yes
idontneedthissht: i am so lost you cant begin to comprehend
StonTPilot: looks like someone cant be a philosophy major.
idontneedthissht: you couldnt be a communications major
StonTPilot: whys that
idontneedthissht: because the message your conveying to me is completely lost through this medium
StonTPilot: would it be better if i screamed it through a megaphone into a phone, and then recorded it and played it back alomost immediately as i was screaming it, creating a natural "flange" effect
idontneedthissht: probably
idontneedthissht: first of all, how the hell would a jackson have a natural flair for me, and second why would i be the focal point of a lecture full of people who dont know me?
StonTPilot: heh, it all comes back to freud
StonTPilot: why are you so concerned
idontneedthissht: because im trying to figure out whether you are joking or you actually had a lecture concerning the jacksons and me
StonTPilot: i actually went to this lecture'
StonTPilot: 1:00 - 2:30 Mon Nov. 11, SC-113
StonTPilot: "Philosophy of the modern man"
idontneedthissht: ill talk to you later
StonTPilot: late
StonTPilot: r


ps.s recent additions to the list of ghosts:
jam master jay

i will keep you updated as i see thesse new hgosts

posted by RJ at 7:33 PM

list of my 5 favorite ghosts as of wednesday november 13 12:53 AM (ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE WK RELEASE)

1. abe lincoln
2. lisa left eye lopez
3. aaliyah
4. JFK
5. Slimer

posted by RJ at 12:54 AM

take my quiz or something.


Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com, rotten slouchbacked eggass!!

only hebron got a 10. i dont know who hebron is.
posted by RJ at 10:00 PM

you sold out your buddies in the matrix (which i fucking hated, by the way)

you were goddamn annoying in memento

now we finally got to see your severed head being placed in a bowling ball bag. nice.
posted by RJ at 9:18 AM

OH, BY THE WAY




How BLACK are you?

Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.

posted by RJ at 1:31 PM

o fire god you burn so bright
you fill our hearts with searing fright
the zoo glows by your firey light
all the animals will die tonight
posted by RJ at 1:31 PM