fuckign iraq. once my generation has a president, things will be different. we were raised with contra. we know that you dont ever ever need to go to war, you just need to send in two commandos to fuck shit up and blow up bridges and stuff.

or just send in one jeep to drive around making explosions and freeing hostages and running over people, JACKAL style.

war is so unneccessary.
posted by RJ at 10:26 PM

the best thing ive seen since ive been at ramapo, by rj

last night there was hot apple cider at dinner. on the apple cider was a note that read exactly "HOT CIDER. good for digestion or...?". thats probably the funniest thing ive seen here.

the end
posted by RJ at 3:56 PM

candies from the 80s you might rememebr:

super hots - this red cinnamon flavored candy that had two packets that opened up and mixed together different chemicals that would heat up really really hot and give you a "rush of oh so powerful burn".

bubble tape xtreme - bubble tape that never lost its flavor, and it had a picture of dick van dyke on the cover, and it was really strong. bubble tape can be reused later as a fanbelt.

sour BLAST - came in a real working gun that you put in your mouth and pullt eh trigger, and it shoots the sweet bullet shaped candy into your throat. gun can be reused later as a gun.

Plum puffs - purple plum flavored candy that came in a rock form and you had to crush it and heat it up on a spoon with a lighter and then inhale the grapey mist.

count dracula - came in the same box as count chocula except instead of marshmallows it had real dirt from vlad the imapalers castle and it had pictures of wounds on the back.

swedish fish.

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INEXPLICABLE WILLIAM F HALLORAN SCHOOL SAYING OF THE DAY

"where you think you at, daytona beach?" - ms cole

usage - whenever someones lying around minding their own business say this shit to 'em


posted by RJ at 8:30 PM

FOOD JOKE OF THE DAY

how do you tell a gay nacho?

(he's having sex with other dude nachos.)
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INEXPLICABLE TERRENCE C RIELLY MIDDLE SCHOOL SAYING OF THE DAY

"CHICKEN BALL HEAD" - clyde stutcky

usage - whenever you were talkign you could randomly stop and screeam this shit.

posted by RJ at 2:50 PM

i dont have anything to say rith now

posted by RJ at 9:04 PM