heres other stuff i thought of before you did:

stone trees - trees that are real tall and made of stone, and they dont have a root system, so they topple eaisly.

safety gun - a gun that deploys an electircal shock to the person who shoots it, so they'll think twice about shooting people. also, the version for police will dispense candy so the police will shoot more robbers and skater kids.

plastic bottomed boat - like the glass bottom boat but for the future.

jackolantern control pills - like birth control pills except they turn the female egg into jack-o-lanterns so they can't be fertilized.

temple carpet - carpets with pictures of the most magnificent temples ever built in civilization on the underside.

fake home fries - made out of stone and glass so you hurt your teeth on them


posted by RJ at 10:42 PM

heres something you never ever thought about. guaranteed.

FROZEN SAND. sandj ust doesnt freeze!! desert dont freeze. beach dont freeze. sand dont freeze.

but tonite, i saw a fropzen volleyball court. crazy.

-rj

ps. I am not jack, nor am i jack white. he has black hair. i dont.
posted by RJ at 2:27 AM