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Saturday, December 07, 2002
I LOVE WHITE CASTLE





Friday, December 06, 2002
i swear to god im not the sniper









Thursday, December 05, 2002
http://nj.com/news/ledger/union/index.ssf?/base/news-1/103907282574520.xml

hahahaha i knew him. we used to call him 'rev' and my friends slept in the same room as him at summer camp!

GOT EM.



Tuesday, December 03, 2002
bil thompson managed to say the single phrase that easily became both the most awful thing ive ever heard as well as the best thing i've ever heard.

"if it snows two feet, me and the snow will be twins, because we both have two feet."




Monday, December 02, 2002
a true story:

i went to visit the teacher that wrote those comments today at 4pm to speak about another one of my grades. she left a note for me that said to meet her at some star studded gala event or something.

anyway, long story amde short, i go there, and the hollywood stars are really out in full force. but jeff goldblum was there, and he looks me square in the eyes and said "fuck off, homeboy".

whats his problem
fucking stars.



this is the comment i got on my essay for english from the teacher. all the mistakes and poor capitalization are hers.

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you may, akas, be correct. the issue, is, how do peoples views get changed? It's slow, certainly. but views on af. Americans, have to a degree, changed for the better (i'm thinking o sheer number of peoples here). but change is ver slow.

thats college folks.



porn would be better if it was on all the time, but with no nudity. just something you could watch with you parents. but the same music.