Weird shit I remember:

1. I was walking down the street sometime in 1998, and I looked down the road and saw something glowing coming at me. The thing got closer, and I could tell it was a jackolantern. This was in september. A few more feet, and I realized it was Pat, cradling a jackolantern between his hands, holding it in front of him as he walked down the street. He said "I just thought it would be a good job to carry a jackolantern with me everywhere I go." Then it started to smell, so he got rid of it.

2. This kid's dad cornered me and drew once at the bathroom at trailside and told us a story. It went something like this:
So this guy is like whassup im like nothin just peeing over here and the guy he keeps talking to me and i go hey did you hear about the guy who got knocked through three walls and the cops came? This guy got knocked through three walls and the police arrived and he said im sorry officer, but that man spit on me i had to knock him through three walls. that way I won't be the fairy queen. you know those fairy queen hats? I would wear one... and I DON'T sell Ice Cream!

posted by RJ at 5:20 PM